Funky Trunks Blocked Bars | Mens Eco Classic Trunks

I’m often referred to as the GOAT. Once you put me on, you’ll understand why.

We spend a lot of time online and it’s hard to ignore the published facts about 5G and the impact it has on our minds and bodies. So we’ve designed our latest swimwear to block all 5G from penetrating your skin so you can swim in peace, without fearing the government will send signals into your body to prevent you from swimming (one of your fundamental human rights). It’s important to wear a metal swim cap as well but we’re still working out how to make this without sending you head first to the bottom of the pool (though this is the safest place to be if you want to completely avoid 5G).

 

My Style

• Cruise through the water in total comfort and support with my 16.5cm sides and stitched front pouch for added room and double lining for support.
• I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
• I’m not boasting but I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort.
• ECO C-INFINITY is the same superior quality polyester construction that you’ve come to trust from our C-Infinity fabric, but manufactured from end-of-life plastic water bottles. 
• Providing 100% chlorine resistance and exceptional colours, ECO C-INFINITY gives a new life to waste, reducing our environmental impact and keeping you swimming day in and day out in the brightest swimwear on the market.

 

LET’S SIZE YOU UP

 

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